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January 6, 2009

15:48
80-year-old woman banned from driving until the year 3000 (w/confused pic) [Silly]
News.com.au
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15:38
Those headaches you've been having for the past three years could have been caused by many things, but I'm going with the 3 inch knife blade the hospital left in your head [Florida]
First Coast News
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15:35
Woman calls 911 to have police arrest her after reading a newspaper story that said she was wanted for scamming a couple out of $300,000 [Dumbass]
Atlanta Journal Constitution
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15:33
What your Homeland Security travel file may look like [Scary]
Newsweek
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15:17
Judge warns 19-year-old street racer about what he can expect in prison: "You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men (in jail) who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you -- and your anatomy" [Hero]
Reuters
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15:17
Brazilian towns are having a Christ-measuring contest. Jesus [Silly]
Reuters
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15:02
Photoshop Wolverine at Bathtime [Photoshop]
Aint-It-Cool-News
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14:57
Nine-year-old boy rescues little girl from attacking pit bull with jujitsu choke hold [Hero]
(CBS 47)
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14:48
Portland, OR police are looking for missing robot, missing robot is looking for Sarah Connor [Misc]
(Some Guy)
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14:42
Abu Ghraib idiot Lynndie England, free but still stupid: "In New York..people say there's apartments there where people pay $1,500 a month for something smaller than a trailer. We only pay $200. And they look down on us" [Dumbass]
Guardian
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14:26
IndyStar readers lose their minds as paper drops decades-old Daily Prayer, called "a short ecumenical petition that is prayer at its most vanilla" [Obvious]
IndyStar
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14:25
Cash-strapped school system asks teachers to voluntarily return the pay raises they received last Spring [Unlikely]
Atlanta Journal Constitution
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14:15
Not sure what's worse, leaving a newborn baby with strangers at an airport, or being "suspended" because of it [Stupid]
News.com.au
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14:12
Not content with unconstitutional "DUI checkpoints", Florida troopers plan to pull people over for no reason at all [Florida]
TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim
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14:08
Canadian marooned in dunes of Khartoum since June, swoons for loons and Saskatoon [Obvious]
UPI
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13:53
CIA has to help Britain monitor its Muslim terrorist suspects because the nation has so damn many and is too swamped to do it alone [Scary]
The Age (Melbourne)
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13:44
70-year old woman holds robber at gunpoint. Money quote: "Don't mess with the gray haired people" [Spiffy]
(wndu.com)
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13:34
Chronology of Israel's relationship with Gaza: "Get up in the morning, death, death, death, death, death, death, death - lunch- death, death, death -afternoon tea - death, death, death - quick shower..." [Interesting]
ABC
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13:33
35 years after being shot, man dies from bullet wound [Strange]
DFW Star-Telegram
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13:28
UN: "Please don't blow up elementary schools we've designated as shelters." Israel: "PEWPEWPEW" [Obvious]
CNN
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